I got some hilarious but lewd comments on social media and the whole "sweetrollussy" thing that has been meme'd to death has brought this about. So replacing the stupid eggplant emoji with something realistic and colloquially appropriate to how I grew up. We get the picture below...
Soo...yeah, those comments kind of birthed this particular carrot pattern...
I know there are already like tons of felt toy carrot patterns online but I drafted mine to specifically "fit" my other toy and for other future secret project plans... (I am not yet ready to talk about those and I am desperately trying to acquire supplies still... Playing it close to the vest here...) So dimensions for this pattern are going to definitely be different from other patterns out there.
Hey, even if you're not a elder scrolls fan, you can probably appreciate this in a pretty clean way too! I don't want to ruin a good thing here just because of online communities low brow humor... I like to look at it as a reflection of reality. Not all carrots are the same shape or size. When we buy produce from the store you get all sorts of stuff, even more so when you home garden. I've seen some weird carrots bending around rocks and such. Very resilient plants. So if you're out looking for kids kitchen pretend play patterns using a variety in carrot sizing would actually be kind of cool in my opinion, and you can use it as an authentic teaching aid in the real world sense that plants don't consistently grow the same exact shape every time.
And, yes, before you ask... I was actually going to make felt food before this happened! Carrots were on my list for multiple reasons. Innocent and nice reasons. Mind you!
You will find the pattern and tutorial below. I like making Google.docs because you can pull them up on your phone or tablet while you work. I find it super convenient.
Carrot Felt Toy Sewing Pattern and Tutorial
Carrot Felt Toy Sewing Pattern
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